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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Shoes
August 16, 2007

Mommy bought new shoes. Technically I believe she called them flip-flops. I imagine that is due to the sound that they make when you walk in them. Well, the cool thing about them is that they are made of softened bamboo. What is that so cool? Because it makes the perfect grooming brush.

Before they get all messy from being worn, I'm getting in as much grooming as I can out of them. Every time mommy sees me rubbing my face against them, she tells me to stop making out with her shoes. If only she knew how wonderful it felt. I don't know what it is, but the weave on them helps me groom my face. I love it. I wish we had giant carpets that had the same weave. I wouldn't ever need to have someone else brush me. Mmmmm.

I thought with mommy being done with school, I would get to use the computers more, but that isn't the case. She's on the computers more now. She keeps talking about trying to get some work done when I bug her about letting me use it. I don't remember her getting a job. If she has a job, why don't I have my woven bamboo rug yet? I think I need to have a talk with her. I have needs you know.

I'm going to go talk with her about this right now. This is the new affirmative Skittles. Night Diary.

-Skittles


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