Where have I been?
November 27, 2006

Oh, where have I been? I've been sick. I've had a cough and I was forced to go to the vet. Yes, can you believe it? Those people (my parents) actually had the audacity to take me. Then, get this, they left me. They actually left me there. I was so mad that I let it out on the people that worked there. Bad idea.

I now have a 3X rating at their office. They say it means that I am easily offended, but I am sure that it means I am mean. I don't care though. They poked and prodded me. They attempted to hold me down to get x-rays. They knocked me out to take x-rays. They actually shaved my neck to draw blood. They didn't even have enough guts to do it while I was awake.

Guess what was worst of all? They actually said that I was too overweight. Mommy is on my side, she said when she read the scale that I was relaxing on (when she and daddy were there everything was fine), I weighed two pounds less than what they said I weigh. In any case, I'm back on a diet. Mommy says it is a change in eating patterns, but I'm not buying it. It smells like a diet.

Next time, I'm going in with a hidden camera in my fur. Does anyone know where to find a camera the size of a pinpoint, for cheap?

So, what else is happening? Aunt Gina and the family is moving near us again. They're following us. Yay! They will be here in December. Speaking of December, mommy's English cousins are coming. I hope they get to visit at least once. That's the downside of moving to the new house. We're too far for the kids to visit. I love to scare them.

Oh, and speaking of kids. There are these four little boys that keep coming into our yard. They keep breaking the branches on the trees and driving the birds away. Mommy has been getting after them. They have perfectly good trees to climb in their own yard, but I think their parents don't like them climbing them. What makes them think we want them in our tree. What if mommy wants to climb it? Kids.

Well, there was ice cream yesterday and I do think there is ice cream today. I'm going to go sit under the freezer door and wait and then go to bed. Night Diary.

-Skittles

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