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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,I knew it
August 8, 2006

I knew something was up. I've been suspecting this for days, months even. Slowly, all of my things have been disappearing. A little toy here and there, cases of food. I have been getting scared. Apparently for good reason.

You see, Mommy and daddy went and bought a new house. Apparently they did it without consulting me first. I think I should be involved in these types of decisions. It does have a little something to do with me.

Anyway, apparently they have already picked out the room for me. I am told it has two windows that get lots of sun. Oh and my bench is already there and fits perfectly under one of the windows.

Biggest news of all. The neighbor has a English speaking bird. According to daddy, it likes to say, now prepare yourself, "Here Kitty Kitty." Does the bird honestly think that I am going to listen to it? Still, it could be amusing to meow at it to taunt it.

Well, I am told this computer needs to be packed up. What? We're moving today? Oh no. Night Diary.

-Skittles


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