Don't call me Britney
April 7, 2006

Oh no he didn't! You are not going to believe what he had the audacity to do! He brought his pregnant ex-girlfriend over and she had kittens in my yard. Who does he think I am, Britney Spears? We are over and I mean it this time. Mommy has taken care of it. He, his ex and their kittens have gone to a special home. All of this time he told me he had a place just around the corner. He lied. That collar was nothing but a cheap lie.

Mommy actually considered keeping the ex and the kittens, but realized how upset I would be. At least someone was thinking of me. I am just so upset about this. I thought I was over him before, but I guess I wasn't until I found out about this. Mommy has tried cheering me up with small amounts of cream cheese. I'll admit, it worked.

That is pretty much been the most eventful thing going on around here. Oh, I did discover some yummy wool yarn mommy had been hiding from me. I spent an entire night awake curling up and playing with it. I never got it to unravel, but it was still just as wonderful. You know, I think I will go try and find that ball. Maybe it was left out to make me feel better. I hope so. Night Diary.

-Skittles

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