Garfield, I'm sorry
June 15, 2004

I know I have been really bad about updating. You see, we've been kind of busy around here. It was mommy and daddy's fifth anniversary and it was my seventh birthday! In addition to that, we've been having some really bad thunderstorms lately. The power has been out in a lot of places, but it only blinks off for a second here. That still means no computer for me though.

I didn't do much for my birthday. I drank some milk and slept most of the day. I got some catnip and treats. I've been pretty good at sneaking stuff too. One of my cousins was over and had some chicken that I managed to get a bit of. I didn't like anything else she had, so that was all I got that time. I have also managed to get a little bit of ice cream here and there too. I've been exercising too, so I am not putting on extra weight. Really, I'm not!

I'm a little upset with mommy. She did a little "construction" while I wasn't looking. She covered the top of her desk in this slick black stuff. The first time I jumped up there I went sliding off of her desk. The next time I went on the desk by way of her chair. That seemed to be ok. I have to walk very carefully on her desk now. The one good thing about this new desk top is that things have a way of falling off of her desk much easier now. I managed to shove her stapler and a spindle of cds in one good swipe!

I'm also upset with mommy about something she didn't tell me. There were some of those goldfish crackers on the counter. Fish and crackers in one, I couldn't help myself. The thing is, mommy didn't tell me there were little cracker Garfields in them! I was a cannibal! I ate Garfield! I didn't talk to her for a good four hours after that. How could she not tell me? What was she thinking? I'm not a cannibal!

Mommy says I need to get off of the computer. There is a pretty bad storm on the way and she doesn't want her machine fried because I had to surf the internet. I really need to get my own computer! I need one of those Sony UX50s. That thing would fit right under my bed! I could surf without anyone ever knowing!

Ok, she told me again, so I'm going. I'm going to bed for a while. Night Diary.

-Skittles

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