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Bad to the bone
April 23, 2003
I'm bad, bad to the bone! I escaped today. Boy did it feel good. It was a little scary, but it was fun. I didn't get very far, just out into the garage and then out to the front porch. That's where all of the action happened. I went on a hunting spree. You see, the other day I discovered something peeking out the front door window. There are a bunch lizards that come on the front porch! When I got to the start of the porch, I was immediately on the hunt. The lizards went running hiding behind the potted plants.
Unfortunately, Daddy was on to me. He found me with a lizard hanging out of my mouth. I think he was disappointed with me. I know I'm not supposed to actually sneak out, but it was fun. Now I understand what all the fun is about. I haven't felt like that since I was a kitten and I was sneaking out of the room!
Nannie and Grandpa are on their vacation. I heard they are having fun. Apparently they were told about today's incident. It's not that big of a deal. Really, it isn't.
Well, I think it's time for dinner. I swear I heard a can of something being opened. Tuna? Night Diary.
-Skittles