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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Kitty Army
April 20, 2003

Skittles 18 Lizards 0. Ok, so I am not sure if that is an accurate count. I've lost count of how many lizards I have taken out. I am Skittles, hear me meow. Today's lizard was pretty big. I think maybe the rain brought him in.

I was getting teased today because I started looking out the front door. I didn't mean to sit there for an hour, honestly. I thought I heard a cat out there. Sometimes the neighbor's cat would sneak out and come to the door, but they've moved. Mommy said they were in the military. I didn't know cats could serve in the military. Have they always been allowed? I think I need to research this.

Ok, this is going to be a short entry. I heard something about jello fish. I don't know what jello is, but I know what fish is! Yummy. Night Diary.

-Skittles


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