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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,I'm O.K.
March 1, 2002

I'm ok, I just got in really big trouble for doing something. I had my computer rights taken for two weeks. Here's a hint for all new kittens out there, when you get older, don't eat a human's dinner. They REALLY don't like that. In fact, they get down right upset with you. That's what happened to me.

I thought daddy didn't want his dinner, so I moved the cover off of it and went ahead and ate it. How was I supposed to know that the cover and the thing weighing the cover down were supposed to mean that I wasn't allowed to eat it? I'm not a mind reader, I'm cat! Well, that's what happened and I got put on computer time out. The most I was allowed to do near a computer was sit behind daddy's laptop and nap.

I've been trying to catch up on all of the happenings on line. If I had only looked a few days earlier, I would have found out that Styn got an ouchie and I could have made him a kitty card! I hope he's feeling better and I'm glad that he got the bandage off. I know I can't stand it when I have to have something on me. I like to run around free.

A new table is being put up. This one will basically be all mine, I can't wait. I'm hoping this weekend it will be done.

Diary, do you understand yarn? I don't. I've seen pictures of kittens playing with yarn and well, the only thing I like to do with yarn is eat it. Of course that means no one ever gives me any yarn, but I don't understand these cute pictures I see. Do they really train them. Are these kittens actually "supermodel-kitties" or what? I don't get it. What's so exciting about getting stuck in a bunch of string? It gets stuck between your paws and sometimes your nails will get stuck in it and it's just more annoying than fun.

Well, I think it's almost bedtime. I have a few more websites to check out real quick before I go to sleep. Night Diary.

-Skittles


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