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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Yummies for Skittles
January 31, 2002

I am Skittles, no feeder is safe! I broke into the feeder and had it feed me. I've discovered that there is a button on the top that I can press and get more food to come out! Mommy and daddy have attempted to cover the button, but I have won every time. Yummy!

I think mommy and daddy are getting better, because they ate food. I got a little piece of cheese and it was great. I really like dairy foods.

It's snowing outside. Lots of snow. Slushy snow. I'm all warm and cozy in here. I hope all of the poor little cats out there found somewhere warm to sleep.

I've taken over an old snowboarding jacket that my daddy doesn't use anymore. It's warm and soft, so it makes a great bed. I recommend all cats sleep in cozy jackets, it's good for you. Make sure no one is wearing them though, it could get uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Well diary, I'm feeling sleepy. All of this snow makes you tired. Night Diary.

-Skittles


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