Collegiate Kitty
July 23, 2001

I think I want to go to college. I guess I'll have to start with kindergarten though. I think I could handle that. Oh wait, there are kids in kindergarten. Kids will pull my tail. Nevermind, I'll see if mommy wants to home school me. I would feel much safer if she did that.

I was told today that I am the cutest little stinker around. I'm not sure if that is good or bad. I'll take it as a good thing.

I helped clean today. I decided to pre-pre-wash the dishes. I gave them all a good cat bath. For some reason I don't think mommy was excited about that. She decided to use hot water and antibacterial detergent. Does she think I put kitty germs on all of the dishes? I'm a healthy cat. I go to the vet regularly. I groom. I'm a clean kitty. I don't even smell like a cat is "supposed" to smell.

There is a goldmine of chewable balsa wood scraps in one of the rooms. I'm not allowed in there without supervision though. Daddy is working on his airplane and those are left over pieces. I think they are worried I'm going to get a splinter. I've never had a splinter. That would not be fun.

I've still been trying to spend more time in front of the camera. It's nice and cozy with the pillow there. Thinking about it is making me sleepy. I think I'm going to go to sleep now. Night Diary.

-Skittles

« Happy Birthday Matthew | Main | Yummy chicken for me »