Taking on poodles
June 26, 2001

Mommy's home. Actually she's been home for a day or so. It's all a blur. She brought home so many kitty cat fun stuff that I can't remember how long she's been home. All I know is that there are lots of soft and fluffy toys for me to play with. I don't think mommy really wants me to play with them though. She just wants me to lay on them. She doesn't want them messed up. Mommy is too weird.

My cousin Brittany is doing ok. She's still sad about her little friends that passed away, but she is taking it pretty well for a seven year old mommy said. I'd be heartbroken too if something like that happened. It was apparently a pretty devastating fire mommy said. That's enough. I'm going to be a sad kitty if I think about it any more.

Mommy had a slight scent of my great nannie's dog on some of the stuff she brought back. Mommy said she played with the dog a little. I hope she enjoyed it. Apparently I'm just a little smaller than this dog. It's got to be a tiny little thing, for a dog that is. I bet I could take her. I've got the nails and the hunting skills. She's just a poodle, what does she know about hunting and fighting?

I wonder when the last time she went to the beauty parlor was? I bet she got her nails all trimmed and painted and her hair all done. Why don't cats get that kind of salon treatment? We have to go to the vet to get our nails trimmed and they have to knock us out first to do it. I'd like a day at the salon. I'd like to be a pampered kitty. Where's my pink nail polish? Where's my pretty bow? I'm a girl, I want to be treated like one.

I'm going to go look up kitty beauty salons in the phonebook. If all else fails, mommy can take me to a people salon! They should know how to take care of someone as delicate as me!

Goodnight diary.

-Skittles

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