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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Run Chickens Run
February 25, 2001

Today was like any other day, except that today it... snowed, rained, sleeted and froze. It was an icky day after about noon. I slept in with mommy. She gave me my own blanket too. I remember something about "stop taking mine."

Daddy was looking not so well, so of course I had to use my kitty powers of persuasion and make him not sick. Maybe it was the soup mommy gave daddy. It sure did smell good.

I was thinking of something earlier today. When I eat canned food, I'm eating another poor animal. I've heard on tv that there are some countries in the world that still eat little cats like me. Now I am wondering if it is wrong of me to eat poor little chickens and cows and lambs and stuff. It tastes so good, I just don't know. I don't get canned food very often Mommy says it isn't always good for my teeth and I would have to get them cleaned more often. I'll stick to dry food if it means less vet time, but I sure love those special occasions when I get it. Maybe we as cats and dogs have surpassed cows, chickens, and lambs on the food chain. Then it would be ok to eat them, right? I don't know.

I watched the X-files tonight, sort of. I had the blanket over me and could only see out of one eye. I watched Chicken Run too. All of those tasty chickens running around. Yummy. Those pies sure would have been nice. You know, I don't think I'll be feeling guilty next time I eat canned food. What was I thinking. Guilt. Humph.

I keep getting called "tender foot" and "tender paw." I'm being teased because I like to keep a paw off the ground. It's called balance and preparedness. I'm reading for action no matter what. I guess these humans don't prepare for battle like we cats do.

Ok, I think it's time for bed. Long day of sunning tomorrow. I need my rest. Night diary.

-Skittles


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