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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Gwennie & the nip
November 2, 2000

Today was a beautiful day. It has stopped raining. I got my extra resivour for my water fountain and well, Gwennie Rose, Mr. Norm and Ms. Lin "scent" me a letter and a present today. I was quite excited. I couldn't even wait for mommy to open it and let me see what was inside. I could just smell what it was. There was no hiding that lucious scent. It was a letter and a bag full of CATNIP!!!! Sweet delicous catnip. The ancient nectar of the kitty Gods.

Mommy read the letter to me and I went crazy trying to get the catnip package out of the envelope. Where are my mommy's priorities? Doesn't she know catnip comes before all else in these situations? Well, I almost had it myself when mommy got it out. Of course she didn't give it to me immediately. She decided that I needed to "save some for later." What later? Last time I checked, later is any amount of time after now! Well, I went kind of nuts with what she did decide to give me. I got all loopey and stuff. Mommy finally took it away for a little bit. I almost fell off the table again. Maybe the FDA or what ever organization, should consider catnip a controlled substance for cats. Don't you think?

Thank you Gwennie Rose, Mr. Norm and Ms. Lin. I really appreciate the thought. I hope that my kitty-ness will be of service to you many more times! Thank you very much. You are too kind to a lil ole' cat like me.

The night went kind of smooth. Daddy came home at the normal time. I got fed a little late, but that was no biggie since I was able to sneak some food while mommy wasn't looking.

I caught mommy working on some graphics today. I tried to help her, but she didn't seem amused after a while. I guess the eraser function can do some not so nice things sometimes. Whoops! Sorry mommy.

We opened up with window and now it's kind of chilly in the house. I've been searching out the nice and warm spots again. It's funny how sometimes you forget where they are. Then again, humans change the furniture and stuff around so much that you have to find a new place. Why can't humans just be happy with what they have? Sheesh.

Well, I'm going to go warm up somewhere. Hopefully mommy will go to bed soon, and I'll just climb under the blanket and sleep by her feet. It's always warm at the end of the bed! Night diary.

-Skittles


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