Shanghai that
October 27, 2000

I got to go outside today! It was so much fun. Of course until it happened.

There I was frolicking in the leaves and grass, minding my own business, sniffing and sorting. All of the sudden I hear this noise. It was from a distance, but I could hear it. It kept getting closer and closer. I tried running but I couldn't. It just kept coming at me. Mommy grabbed me up and we went to the door. It passed us. It was pure evil. It was... a girl in wind breakers! Ahhhh. I can't stand those things. They are evil I tell you, evil. The noise is like a meat cleaver. Mommy took pictures and they are going in the photo album scrapbook.

Mommy went out with Ms. Amanda tonight. They had dinner. She said the ice cream shop was closed for some strange reason. I was rather disappointed. I was hoping mommy would bring me back some ice cream. I guess a kitty shouldn't wish for such things. It could get depressing after a while.

Mr. Jamie came over and ate with daddy, since mommy went out. Then, mommy and daddy went with Mr. Jamie and bought a new DVD player. It's really weird. It's got all sorts of buttons and lights and fancy controls. This is the 5th remote control, and they can all control each other. I'll stick to using the one I know how to do. We all watched Shanghai Noon with Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan is cool. He's a pretty good comedian too.

Well, it's getting a little late diary. I need my kitty sleep. Goodnight diary.

-Skittles

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