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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Using your teeth
September 25, 2000

Mommy went out today! I was all alone and it was freezing in this house. According to the thermometer, it never got over 55 outside! I don't doubt it! It's supposed to rain tomorrow! 60 percent chance. Lovely. Burrr. Mommy closed the windows some, but not all the way.

I slept most of the day. It's so cold, and the sun wasn't really out. Kind of dreary and dull if you ask me.

I didn't update last night because I was so happy daddy was home. I love it when he comes home. He always gives me extra attention, and sometimes extra treats!

For some reason my little website got tons of hits. I wish I knew where all of the neat people were coming from. I'm quite the curious little cat, and I love to know whatever I can about anything!

Mommy said she is going to do holiday shopping for me and the other cats in the family. She said she will shop for the dogs too. I just want her to get me something really neat, and preferably tasty. Sweet canned food. Nectar of the cats... Yummy to this kitty's empty tummy. Food is always good. I overheard talk about feeding me 1 can of the food a day, and dry food. Those cans are kind of small, but they are so good. Yummy'licous!

I think I really made mommy mad today. I did something bad. I admit it. I unplugged her mouse, and every time she plugged it back in. I waited until she left, and unplugged it again. I managed to do it about 5 times until mommy completely barricaded the back of her computer. Daddy's is too difficult to do, so I don't bother. Mommy's is so simple and right there. how could I resist! I got a really long lecture about unplugging the power cord. She can't stand when I do that. That's when I get time out. Time out is not any fun at all. There's nothing to do but sit, sleep or go to the bathroom. Although, it's not as bad as being put in "the hole." I should be happy I guess.

I am Skittles, hear me meow. One day, I will be queen. Until then, I am settling for Skittles, ruler of the house. It's good practice. That was a random thought from me.

Well, I guess I should get to bed. I want to cuddle on the nice warm humans... I mean blanket, and dream lovely kitty dreams. Night diary.

-Skittles


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