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Skittles' Diary

My Dearest Diary,Paparazzi goes overboard
September 20, 2000

That stinking camera is going to make me really mad! I understand that it is new, but I can only stand being photographed so much! She's been taking pictures of me all day and then daddy started. He didn't do it as long, but sheesh! Finally she wore the battery down (which she said she did on purpose, yeah right).

Well, last night I stayed up all night looking for a moth that snuck in while mommy closed the windows. I didn't get too much sleep. I was so tired today. I slept in later than mommy, and then when I finally made it out here, I slept in front of the camera some more. Tired, tired, tired. I'm going to get to bed early tonight.

I've been on a massive groom-a-thon. I am just trying to get extra clean. It's working, sort of.

Daddy had ice cream, but refused to give me any. Man, one bad tummy ache and humans get all over protective of the dairy stuff. Mommy made a cheese sandwich and wouldn't give me any. She made Chai (the real kind) and wouldn't give me any milk. It was not fun! Ugh, kitty not happy.

Mommy said she had a lot of work to do this weekend. I wonder what she means by that. Does she mean no play time with me? No, she would never mean that. I'm too cute for her not to play with me. Right?

Mommy is taking one of her quasi-annual NYC trips in a few months. Is there anything in particular I should ask her to bring back? I can never think of anything. This time I'm going to start thinking early. I'll write her a list. I know she won't buy me anything from Tiffany's, so don't even bother. She said I might lose it, so I have to wait until I'm older. If you say so mommy! Maybe while she is gone, I can play dress up in her jewelry box. She had to install a hefty lock system on it, just so I wouldn't open it. I guess that's why she doesn't wear jewelry too often, it's too much of a pain to unlock, find and lock back. Round 1 goes to Skittles!

I think I shall get to bed now. I'm still tired from last night. Later diary.

-Skittles


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