Who shot J.R.?
September 14, 2000

"Whistle while you work..." I can't spell out the rest... but you know how it goes...

I caught a second of my soap today. I ended up getting hooked on SeaQuest DSV. I watched 4 hours of it! I would have watched more, but mommy had to go to the bathroom. She was flipping channels when I came into the room, and when she got to SeaQuest, I couldn't help myself. I hopped on mommy and stared at the TV for 4 hours. Mommy was quite fidgety, but she managed to let me watch it. Computer Generated stuff back then stunk, but it was still fun to watch.

I did a lot of grooming today. I just felt a need. I felt, umm, gross!

I managed to almost get out the door today. Mommy was not amused. She was going to check the mail and I made a dash for it. She saw me coming and shut the door just before I reached it. So close, yet so far away.

Maybe when mommy finally buys that digital camera, she will take me outside, just so she can get some really cute pictures of me. I think she is waiting until her birthday, which isn't too far away. I always need help picking out something, as does daddy. Same goes for the winter holidays! Online shopping is the key to holiday survival!

I am debating something. I am thinking of starting a cat advice column. I have been getting some questions from cats, young and old, and I am wondering if I should make a section so that others can read and write questions. I'm not sure if too many people would be interested. I may just answer emails.

Diary, I have a secret. You can't tell anyone! I... I shot J.R. Well, in my dream I did. I visited all of the Dallas & Dynasty websites, and I saw a special on TV, and well, I've been dreaming about it. I need help. I need to dream of something else. Something like... Morris the cat. Or Garfield. Yes, I can do that.

Mommy bought something at the store today. More canned food! Yes! She said it was chicken and lamb, but only for emergencies. Yeah right, I'll have that woman suckered in about 10 minutes. A few paw pats, a pouty look from her left side and she's mine! If I really want something, just add a gentle swirl of the tail around her leg and she melts like butter! Daddy is even worse. I just have to meow and pat him with a paw and he caves in. Like I've said before, I am daddy's girl!

Well, I'm feeling kind of sleepy. All this TV watching has made me sleepy. Night!

-Skittles

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