Bad Mr. Jamie
August 12, 2000

Oh man! Today I was EVIL Kitty. I didn't take anything from anyone. Of course that got me put in Time Out. That wasn't fun.

I did get to go outside. Mommy said it was wet. I didn't believe her at first, but then I stepped in the grass and yes, it was WET! I was going to go into the mulch, but that was even more wet. I just sniffed in the grass and did a little eating, and face rubbing. I walked on the sidewalk a little, but then some kids on a bike scared me, so I ran into the grass as fast as I could. Daddy said I looked like a dachshund from the window. I'm not a doggie. Yucky.

When I got back into the house, I was on a kitty high. This is where the problems started. Mr. Jamie started teasing me about food. He acted like he was going to feed me, but wouldn't. So when he tried to pick me up, I went ballistic. Then mommy tried to get me to apologize, and I wouldn't. Instead I hissed and swiped. Food is NOT something to joke about. Daddy put me in time out. I sat at the door and meowed. Mommy let me out after she had fixed my dinner up. Mommy was really nice. She gave me some Sheba for dinner. She said even though I was being bad, she thought I should have it. It had been a rough day.

I made up with Mr. Jamie, and let him feed me a few treats. After that I was pretty cool with him. We got along well.

Daddy and Mommy played charmer with me. Man was it fun. Mommy went nuts playing bag with me. I think I need a new bag. We raided the toy box and had fun. Mommy and daddy made a mess. They are so messy when they play with their toys. Sheesh, humans.

Mommy, Daddy and Mr. Jamie went out to eat again. This time when they came home, they smelled like ice cream! Mommy actually had ice cream with her! She said they went to Goldenrod ice cream. That's where they have little ice creams that are actually big.

I'm pretty tired. It's been a long, stressful, but exciting day. I'll see you tomorrow diary.

-Skittles

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