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Cross house training
August 2, 2000
Mommy and I were up all day. We are just about done cleaning. Phew. Mommy said she read something funny. Something along the lines of "If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'd put shoes on my cat." I don't get it, but she and daddy seemed amused by it.
Mommy is working on an astrology section. I'm not sure exactly what it is, but she has been working on it all day. She said something about fun. I'm not sure. I'm a Gemini mommy said. She's always been into that kind of stuff. She's not weird or anything, but mommy has always had a curiosity about everything. She's a knowledge buff. I think they consider that nerdy or something. I wouldn't think she was nerdy. Who knows.
Mommy said Ms. Amanda wants to use me for the 4:00 show. Something to do with pets. Neat! I hope they don't use anything that would look bad for me. Cross your paws!
Ok folks, don't forget to vote if you feel my little site is worthy of people's praise. Mommy said it's kind of like practicing to vote in an election. If you do it often enough, it means something important. "You make a difference" she says. Mommy likes voting. Mommy's weird. I admit it now. Though what she says is true, I guess. Maybe mommy should be one of those motivational speakers. Nah, she'd need more practice.
Tomorrow my grandma and grandpa come. Grandpa always plays laser with me, and grandma sneaks me treats. Yeah, I live the good life when people come to the house. I can be a little stinker, and no one cares!
I did some cross-house-training today. I ran across the house and under the bed and into the other room and under the bed, then out and under the dining room table, up in front of the Camera, then back down and around into the bathroom to get a drink of water. I was feeling really goofy. Mommy asked if I needed Prozac, I just meowed, it was safer that way.
Did I ever tell you guys what happened while mommy was gone? Daddy fed me some of the canned wet food! I was in heaven. I know that it has a ton of fillers in it, but it was so good. I think I was still in a daze after that one, so I didn't write about it. Plus, mommy was gone, and everything seemed so confusing!
I really want to go out for a walk. The weather lately has not bee very cooperative with my needs. I need to feel the grass between my paws. I need to roll my head around in the thick blades. I need to be FREE! Ok, well, I need to go bird hunting. Jeez folks, let me have my moment.
I didn't tell you guys. Mommy bought 4 Wishbone tapes for us to watch! I love that dog. He's my size, and he's smart! I don't mind dogs too much, but Wishbone is ok in my book!
I guess I should get to bed, or at least act like it. I may lounge in front of the camera a bit, so if you see me, say hi and leave a message in the guestbook. Leave a message even if you don't see me! It's always nice to hear from folks! Until next time diary!
-Skittles