Bug Justice
July 3, 2000

Yes! I did it! I ate a fly today! Yes! It snuck in the door last night when mommy went out to put some mail in the mailbox. I'd been working on getting it all morning and then around 3:30PM EST I got it. It fluttered around in my mouth a little, but I got it down. I am the master of the universe!!! I remember something about that from a movie mommy watched once. She said it was really "cheesy" but she watched it because it was a cartoon when she was a kid. Whatever!

Mommy worked on cleaning the attic. Of course, I was locked out. It didn't last as long as I thought it was. Apparently she only did some of it. There are so many boxes of stuff. Some stuff I've never seen before. Then there was some other stuff, like the remote control cars, the hot wheels and tracks, and these neat other cars. I liked playing with those. Daddy would set them up and I would stalk them. I got really good at it. No car was safe when I was around.

I think I'm going to have a fun week, with mommy cleaning all of the stuff, and all! It should be neat.

Mommy mentioned she wants me to get more exercise. I think that means she will play with me more! I love playing. It's the best!

I'm going to miss mommy when she goes. Who else is going to chase me around the house, and then let me chase them? Daddy will be too tired when he gets home. He'll no doubt work late, and I'll be left to entertain myself. Oh well. Maybe mommy will call me a lot while she is gone! Yeah.

'I've been camping in my cat-a-trail a lot. It's fun to just sleep in. I can keep an eye on both of my humans this way. I've had a hard time kneading it though. Every time I try, I roll too much. Oh well. I'll stick to kneading my bed! Speaking of bed, I'm going to sleep now. Later Diary!

-Skittles

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